Kingsman: The Secret Service
What: Gentlemen spies fight with umbrellas.
Directed by: Matthew Vaughn
Starring: Taron Egerton, Colin Firth, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Caine, Mark Strong
What: Bill Preston and Ted Logan are two totally excellent dudes facing one most heinous history exam.
Directed by: Stephen Herek
Starring: Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, George Carlin
What: Fifty First Dates with aliens (alt: Groundhog Day with aliens). Tom Cruise finds himself in a time loop.
Directed by: Doug Liman
Starring: Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt, Bill Paxton, Brendan Gleeson
What: Luke Wilson finds himself in the future, where humanity has grown lazy and stupid. Then, satire happens. Or so I’m told.
Directed by: Mike Judge
Starring: Luke Wilson, Maya Rudolph, Dax Shepard, Terry Crews
Featuring guest co-host
Adrian Falcone (@AdrianBFalcone), internet nerd
What: A really loving tribute to Star Trek and Star Trek fandom. The alumni cast of a space opera television series have to play their roles as the real thing when an alien race needs their help.
Directed by: Dean Parisot
Starring: Tim Allen, Sigourney Weaver, Alan Richman, Sam Rockwell, Tony Shalhoub, Enrico Calentoni
What: In Demolition Man Wesley Snipes, irl criminal, fights Sylvester Stallone in the future while wearing hammer pants and gaudy earrings.
Directed by Marco Brambilla
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock